Pumpkin Spice has always been the worst of the artificial seasonal flavors.
While the more ambitious spices went on to marry David Beckham, Pumpkin Spice was reduced to licking a sledge hammer for attention while also stinking up everything from lattes to M&Ms to condoms to donuts to beer to soy milk to vodka to Pringles each and every fall.
(Pringles? That’s just disgusting, but also pure white trash perfection.)
But now it’s over.
How do I know?
Uh, suddenly everyone hates you.
5. Saturday Night Live has turned you (rather hilariously) into a douche.
Give our regards to Baby Spice.